Three Mice Joke
Three mice living in a bathroom didn't like their living quarters and decided to change.

One mouse slept in the linen closet, one in the sink and the last in the toilet.

The mext morning they reported back to the medicine closet.

The first mouse said "Wow! I slept GREAT!"

And with that the second said "I slept WONDERFULY!"

But the third, "Ugg! I slept horribly!... First it started to thunder, then rain and then a log saved my life!"

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