If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I’d like to leave you with one thought, but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it!
I’d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
If you were my dog, I’d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
You’ve got an IQ of 2. Pity it takes 3 to grunt.