Good Pick Up Lines

Good Pick Up Lines
If you were a bugger I'd pick you first Hello sugar not you the other lump! I'm like novicane,.....[Full Joke]

Sex Pick Up Lines
Man: we better get you out of those wet clothes Women: what? Man: [licks his finger an wipes it on.....[Full Joke]

Funny Pick Up Lines
You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away! So ya wanta put y.....[Full Joke]

Top 10 Elf Pick Up Lines
1. "I'm down here." 2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy. 3. I was.....[Full Joke]

Pathetic Pick Up Lines
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ? I'm new in town, could I have directions to your h.....[Full Joke]

Mean Pick Up Lines
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. I may not be.....[Full Joke]

10 Best Pick Up Lines
Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special M.....[Full Joke]

Corny Pick Up Lines
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Do you have a map? I just.....[Full Joke]

Romantic Pick Up Lines
You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm... GOOD Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt .....[Full Joke]

Worst Pick Up Lines
Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight. I know I'm not Fred Flinestone,.....[Full Joke]

Sick Pick Up Lines
If you were a buger I would pick you first. If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful.....[Full Joke]

Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away! Excuse me, but I think I dropped someth.....[Full Joke]

Clever Pick Up Lines
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can't find my puppy, can you.....[Full Joke]

Dirty Pick Up Lines
Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you ! Your daddy must have been a .....[Full Joke]


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