Hilarious Jokes

Dirty Christmas Poem
A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone.....[Full Joke]

Condoms in Isle 12
This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes.....[Full Joke]

Heavens Ugliest Women
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up he.....[Full Joke]

The Growler
A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite hi.....[Full Joke]

Too Many Kids
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor. After a while, the doctor c.....[Full Joke]

Deadly Fruit
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of in.....[Full Joke]

A cucumber, a Penis and an Olive
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking. The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big f.....[Full Joke]

Santa Problems
Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arri.....[Full Joke]

Pudding Surprise
Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the .....[Full Joke]

The Hypnotist Accident
The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular me.....[Full Joke]

Caught Peeing In The Park
There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to.....[Full Joke]

The Black Sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, tea.....[Full Joke]

Magic Apples
A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag. "What's in the bag?" the youngster aske.....[Full Joke]

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee
- You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uph.....[Full Joke]

The Tatoo
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey o.....[Full Joke]

I ain't touchin' it
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal... Soon seeing he ne.....[Full Joke]

Parachute Trouble
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days,.....[Full Joke]

Don't Fart in Bed
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their m.....[Full Joke]

The Jewish Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head sa.....[Full Joke]

The Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl ne.....[Full Joke]


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