var dD=document;if(navigator.appName=="Microsoft Internet Explorer"){ajax=new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP")}else{ajax=new XMLHttpRequest()}var sT;var sU;var oT;var sS=Array(Array("Twitter","tw"),Array("Facebook","fb"),Array("StumbleUpon","su"),Array("Digg","dg"),Array("Email","email"),Array("More Share Options","more"));function share_joke(f,d,a){oT=d;sT=encodeURIComponent(d);sU=encodeURIComponent(a);var e='<div style="background:#333;margin-left:24px;margin-bottom:4px;padding-bottom:6px"><div style="margin:0 0 6px 6px;height:16px> '+gen_static_stars(4.5)+'</div><div class="Dirty" style="margin-left:24px">&nbsp;</div></div>    <ul><b style="color:#336633">Share</b><hr style="margin:0 0 4px 0;line-height:1px">';for(var b=0;b<sS.length;b++){e+='<li class="s_'+sS[b][1]+'" onclick="sW(\''+sS[b][1]+'\')" title="'+sS[b][0]+'">'+sS[b][0]+"</li>";if(b==3){e+="<hr>"}}e+='</ul>    <div id="fb_like" style="text-align:right"></div>';dD.getElementById(f).innerHTML=e}function gen_static_stars(b){var e="smlStr1";var d="<ul>";for(var a=0;a<6;a++){if(b<a){e="smlStr3";if(b<=(a-0.5)){e="smlStr2"}}d+='<li class="'+e+'" style="list-style:none;float:left">&nbsp;</li>'}d+='</ul>    <div class="clr"></div>';return d}function sW(d){var e=800;var b=600;var a=1;var f;switch(d){case"tw":f="http://twitter.com/home?status=Check%20out%20this%20joke%20%22"+sT+"%22 at "+sU+" via @thejokeyard";break;case"fb":f="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u="+sU+"&t="+sT;e=626;b=436;a=0;break;case"su":f="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url="+sU+"&title="+sT;break;case"dg":f="http://digg.com/submit?url="+sU+"&title=Joke:%20"+sT+"&media=news&topic=comedy";e=920;break;case"email":f="http://api.addthis.com/oexchange/0.8/forward/email/offer?url="+sU+"&title="+sT+"&username=thejokeyard&lng=en-us";break;case"more":f="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?username=thejokeyard&title="+sT+"&url="+sU;break}window.open(f,d+"sharer","toolbar=0,status=0,width="+e+",height="+b+",scrollbars="+a)}function fbLike(b,a){window.onload=function(){a="https://www.facebook.com/pages/TheJokeYard/126780427370838";dD.getElementById(b).innerHTML='<div id="twsh" style="margin:0 -16px 4px 0"></div><div style="margin:0 -14px 4px 0"><g:plusone size="medium" href="http://www.thejokeyard.com/"></g:plusone></div><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href='+a+'&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=80&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:80px; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>';twShr("twsh");goShr();sTwiBtn("twi")}}function twShr(b){dD.getElementById(b).innerHTML='<a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-text="Check out this joke &quot;'+oT+'&quot; at " data-count="horizontal" data-via="thejokeyard">Tweet</a>';var a=dD.createElement("script");a.setAttribute("src","http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js");dD.getElementById(b).appendChild(a)}function goShr(){var a=dD.createElement("script");a.setAttribute("src","https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js");dD.body.appendChild(a)}function sTwiBtn(a){dD.getElementById(a).innerHTML='<a href="http://www.twitter.com/thejokeyard" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="/img/twi.png" height="80" width="160"></a>'}var set=0;var sC1="star-grey";var sC2="star-gold";var sC3="star-blue";var jid;function getClasses(a){return a.getAttribute("class").split(" ")}function getElements(){return dD.getElementById("star-rate").getElementsByTagName("li")}function getStarNum(b){if(b[0].length>5){var a=parseInt(b[0].substr(b[0].length-2))}else{var a=b[0][b[0].length-1]}return a}function hoverStars(a){if(set){return}nav=true;var g=getClasses(a);var f=getStarNum(g);var d="1 Star";if(f>1){d=f+" Stars"}dD.getElementById("starTxt").innerHTML=d;var e=getElements();for(var b=0;b<e.length;b++){g=e[b].className.split(" ");y=getStarNum(g);if(y>f){e[b].setAttribute("class",g[0]+" "+sC1)}else{e[b].setAttribute("class",g[0]+" "+sC2)}}}function resetStars(){if(set){return}var b=getElements();for(var a=0;a<b.length;a++){c=b[a].className.split(" ");b[a].setAttribute("class",c[0]+" "+sC1)}dD.getElementById("starTxt").innerHTML="Choose a star"}function submitStars(){if(set){return}set=1;var b=getElements();var d=0;for(var a=0;a<b.length;a++){c=b[a].className.split(" ");if(c[1]==sC2){d++}}flashStars(1);dD.getElementById("starTxt").innerHTML="Thank You";d=d*2;ajax.open("GET","/v4/tools/rate/?id="+jid+"&rating="+d);ajax.send(null)}function flashStars(d){var b=getElements();for(var a=0;a<b.length;a++){c=b[a].className.split(" ");if(c[1]==sC2){b[a].setAttribute("class",c[0]+" "+sC3+" starset")}else{if(c[2]=="starset"){b[a].setAttribute("class",c[0]+" "+sC2+" starset")}}}if(d<4){setTimeout("flashStars("+(d+1)+")",300)}}function setStars(f,e,a){jid=a;var d='<b style="color:#666666">Rate this Joke</b>    <ul style="margin-left:40px" onclick="submitStars()" onmouseout="resetStars()">';for(var b=1;b<=e;b++){d+='<li class="star'+b+' star-grey" onmouseover="hoverStars(this)">&nbsp;</li>'}d+='</ul>    <div class="clr"></div>    <div id="starTxt" style="font-size:9px;text-align:center">Choose a star</div>';dD.getElementById(f).innerHTML=d};