Another Christmas Poem
It was the night before christmas,

When all through the house,

Not a creature was stiring,

Not even a mouse,

With mom at the whore house,

And dad smoking grass,

I just settled down,

For a nice peace of ass,

When out on the lawn,

I heard such a clatter,

I sprung to my feet,

To see whats the matter,

When out on the lawn,

I saw a big dick,

I knew for a moment,

It must be saint nick,

He came down the chimney,

Like a bat out of hell,

I knew for a moment the fat fucker had fell,

He filled all our stockings,

With pretzels and beer,

And a big rubber dick,

For my brother the queer,

He rose up the chimney eith a thunderous fart,

The son of a bitch blew my chimney apart,

He swore and he cursed as he wrode out of sight,

And said piss on you all,

And have a hell of a good night.

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