One Liner Jokes

Short Clean Jokes
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me! Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on co.....[Full Joke]

One Liner Jokes
What do you call a woman with one leg? - Ilene What do you call a man with no arms and no legs s.....[Full Joke]

Short Funny Jokes
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fenc.....[Full Joke]

Clean One Liners
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone c.....[Full Joke]

Dirty One Liners
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant.....[Full Joke]

Short Filthy Jokes
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath w.....[Full Joke]

Short Dirty Jokes
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! Q. What did the penis.....[Full Joke]

Filthy One Liners
On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", .....[Full Joke]

Clean Short Jokes
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range. Do you.....[Full Joke]

Great One Liners
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a camal with 3 humps? Humphreys.....[Full Joke]

Quick Jokes
What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his his nose. .....[Full Joke]


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