Good Pick Up Lines
If you were a bugger I'd pick you first

Hello sugar not you the other lump!

I'm like novicane, Give me time I always work.

Nice legs what time do they open.

You're like a prize mouth bass... I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Wanna come upp for some sex and pizza?
... Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?

Hey baby, you must be a sweater 'cos you got me feeling warm all over

Check the girls clothing tag then say --> "Thats what I thought...made in heaven"

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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