If you were a bugger I'd pick you first
Hello sugar not you the other lump!
I'm like novicane, Give me time I always work.
Nice legs what time do they open.
You're like a prize mouth bass... I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Wanna come upp for some sex and pizza?
... Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?
Hey baby, you must be a sweater 'cos you got me feeling warm all over
Check the girls clothing tag then say --> "Thats what I thought...made in heaven"
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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