Worst Pick Up Lines
Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.

I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock

You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.

Hey babe, nice legs....what time do they open?

You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?

I wouldn't be surprised if you were Cambell's soup, Cause you are mmm mmm good!

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Hevan?

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can defiently see my self in them.

I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

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