Pickup Lines

: Great collection of pickup lines to enjoy and maybe even try out.

Pickup Lines

Mean Pick Up Lines
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. I may not be.....[Full Joke]

Worst Pick Up Lines
Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight. I know I'm not Fred Flinestone,.....[Full Joke]

Sick Pick Up Lines
If you were a buger I would pick you first. If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful.....[Full Joke]

Romantic Pick Up Lines
You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm... GOOD Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt .....[Full Joke]

Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away! Excuse me, but I think I dropped someth.....[Full Joke]

Good Pick Up Lines
If you were a bugger I'd pick you first Hello sugar not you the other lump! I'm like novicane,.....[Full Joke]

Pathetic Pick Up Lines
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ? I'm new in town, could I have directions to your h.....[Full Joke]

Dirty Pick Up Lines
Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you ! Your daddy must have been a .....[Full Joke]

Sex Pick Up Lines
Man: we better get you out of those wet clothes Women: what? Man: [licks his finger an wipes it on.....[Full Joke]

Top 10 Elf Pick Up Lines
1. "I'm down here." 2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy. 3. I was.....[Full Joke]

Funny Pick Up Lines
You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away! So ya wanta put y.....[Full Joke]

Clever Pick Up Lines
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can't find my puppy, can you.....[Full Joke]

10 Best Pick Up Lines
Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special M.....[Full Joke]

Corny Pick Up Lines
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Do you have a map? I just.....[Full Joke]