Dirty One Liners
What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant.....[Full Joke]
Short Filthy Jokes
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath w.....[Full Joke]
Short Funny Jokes
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fenc.....[Full Joke]
Short Clean Jokes
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on co.....[Full Joke]
Clean Short Jokes
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.
Do you.....[Full Joke]
Quick Jokes
What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his his nose.
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Short Dirty Jokes
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
Q. What did the penis.....[Full Joke]
Filthy One Liners
On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", .....[Full Joke]
One Liner Jokes
What do you call a woman with one leg?
- Ilene
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs s.....[Full Joke]
Clean One Liners
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone c.....[Full Joke]
Great One Liners
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys.....[Full Joke]
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