When the fly drops 6 inches

One day there was this fly sitting on the water, but what the fly didn't know was that there was this bass watching him.

The bass thought "hmm... if that fly drops 6 inches I'm gonna get that fly".

Well what the bass didn't know was that there was this bear on shore... and the bear thought "Hmm... if that fly drops 6 inches that bass gonna get that fly and I'm gonna get that bass."

Well what the bear didn't know was that there was this hunter behind him who thought "Hmm... if that fly drops 6 inches, that bass gonna get that fly, that bear gonna get that bass, and I'm gonna get that bear."

Well what the hunter didn't know was that there was this huge man-eating rat behind him. The rat thought "Hmm... that fly drops 6 inches, that bass gonna get that fly, that bear gonna get that bass, that hunter gonna get that bear, and I'm gonna get that hunter."

Well, what the rat didn't know was that there was this cat behind him who thought "hmm... that fly drops 6 inches, that bass gonna get that fly, that bear gonna get that bass, that hunter gonna get that bear, that rat gonna get that hunter, and I'm gonna get that rat."

Well, just about that time... the fly dropped 6 inches... the bass got the fly, the bear got the bass, the hunter got the bear, the rat got the hunter, and the cat got that rat and rolled into the water.

What is the moral of this story?
...The fly drops 6 inches the pussy gets wet.

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Vikram Ramesh Baruthwaj - 2014-06-02

Now that's a top reality joke...its brilliant!

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