The cat and the sausage

A cat is walking along the river, when it sees a cocktail sausage floating in the water.
It jumps in to get the sausage and gets its paws wet.

The next day its walking down the river again when it sees a jumbo sausage in the river, it jumps in to get it and gets its legs wet.

The next day it walks down the river and sees a huge Cumberland sausage.
It jumps in to get it and its whole body gets what.

What's the moral of the story?

The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!!!

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