One day a mouse comes across an elephant in a hole. "help my please" says the elephant.
No way, says the mouse. I remember you, you smashed my uncle when you stepped on him.
Please cried the elephant I'll do anything.
Let me have my way with you says the mouse.
Reluctantly the elephant agrees.
The mouse gets him out of the hole and starts having his way with the elephant.
Some monkeys are watching from the trees and start to throw coconuts at the elephant.
One hits the elephant in the head. Ow, that hurts cried the elephant. And the mouse says yeah, take it all bitch.
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