Three Rats

One day these three rats were standing outside of a food store and one of the rats got an idea.

He said "OK this is what we're gonna do, we'll run inside, get as much cheese as we can and we'll meet back here."

So they do it and when they get back the first rat asks the second rat "what kind of cheese did you get?" and he says "American" which makes the rats very pleased as it's one of their favorites.

Then the second rat asks the first rat "what kind of cheese did you get?" and he replies "Cheddar", which again pleases the rats.

So then the first two rats ask the third rat "what kind of cheese did you get?" to which he replies "Nacho Cheese"

"Nacho Cheese" said the other two rats. "There's no such thing as Nacho Cheese".

And the third rat says "Well, as I was running out of the store I head the shopkeeper shouting, Hey, that's not-cho cheese"

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