Blonde goes in the ice cream parlor

A blonde walks in the ice cream parlor and orders a chocolate ice cream cone.

The clerk tells her that he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry.

The blonde then orders a pint of chocolate ice cream.

The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, just vanilla and strawberry.

The blonde then orders a quart of chocolate ice cream.

The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry.

The blonde then orders a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.

The clerk then asks her how she spells van as in vanilla.

She says, V-A-N.

He then asks her how she spells straw as in strawberry.

She says, S-T-R-A-W

He then asks her how she spells fuck as in chocolate.

After a while she says there is no fuck in chocolate.

THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU

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