Q .. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A .. The back of her head.
Q .. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A .. Artificial intelligence.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A .. They're both empty from the neck up.
Q .. What does a blonde owl say?
A .. What, what?
Q .. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A .. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A .. To see what was on the other side.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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