Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A .. Bobbing for french fries.
Q .. Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A .. She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".
Q .. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A .. Frosted Flakes.
Q .. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A .. There's white-out on the screen.
Q .. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A .. There's writing on the white-out.
Q .. How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A .. There is a stamp on it.
Q .. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A .. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q .. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A .. You can park in the handicap zone.
Q .. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A .. It takes too long to retrain them.
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