Q .. Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A .. They're too hard to peel.
Q .. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A .. Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q .. Why does it work?
A .. "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"
Q .. How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A .. You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q .. What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A .. Proofreading.
Q .. Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A .. For throwing out the W's.
Q .. Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A .. Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q .. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A .. To keep from bruising their ears.
Q .. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A .. So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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