Q .. How do you change a blonde's mind?
A .. Blow in her ear.
Q .. How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A .. Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q .. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A .. She drowns it.
Q .. A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A .. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q .. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A .. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
Q .. Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A .. To avoid the draft.
Q .. How do you kill a blonde?
A .. Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q .. Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A .. No smoking.
Q .. What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?
A .. She grabs a bowl.
Q .. How do blondes pierce their ears?
A .. They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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