Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.
Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q .. Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A .. The vegetable garden.
Q .. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A .. "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q .. Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A .. Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q .. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A .. They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q .. What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A .. A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q .. To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A .. Grade four.
Q .. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A .. 144 blondes.
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