Short Blonde Jokes 11

Q .. What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A .. A blonde trying to put it out.

Q .. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A .. To get chocolate milk.

Q .. What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?
A .. A dumb terminal.

Q .. Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?
A .. So brunettes can understand them.

Q .. How did the blond burn her ear?
A .. The phone rang while she was ironing.

Q .. There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A .. The sign said "must be 18 to enter".

Q .. Why are there no brunette jokes?
A .. Because blondes would have to think them up.

Q .. How does a blonde make instant pudding?
A .. She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.

Q .. Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"?
A .. When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.

Q .. What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?
A .. A case of empties.

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