Q .. What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A .. Her IQ goes up!
Q .. What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A .. Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q .. What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A .. Reservations.
Q .. What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A .. A visitor.
Q .. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A .. Gifted!
Q .. What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A .. An interpreter.
Q .. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A .. A Space Invader.
Q .. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A .. Branch Manager.
Q .. What do you call a smart blond?
A .. A golden retriever.
Q .. What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A .. "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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