Short Blonde Jokes 13

Q .. Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A .. They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q .. Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A .. They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q .. A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A .. The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q .. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A .. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q .. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A .. She moved.

Q .. Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes?
A .. It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.

Q .. Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A .. They're refuelling.

Q .. Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A .. She didn't want one for nights.

Q .. What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
A .. Her husband is out looking for the other man.

Q .. Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet?
A .. She was last years hide and seek winner.

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Prom5Bane - 2012-12-01

LOL -- Q .. Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet?A .. She was last years hide and seek winner.

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