Short Blonde Jokes 14

Q .. Why do blondes like lightning?
A .. They think someone is taking their picture.

Q .. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A .. From eating with forks.

Q .. Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A .. Because they can spell it.

Q .. Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A .. Toes go in first.

Q .. Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A .. To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q .. Why don't blondes double recipes?
A .. The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Q .. Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
A .. They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

Q .. Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A .. They can't remember the number.

Q .. Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A .. She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

Q .. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A .. "What's a lightbulb?"

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