Short Blonde Jokes 7

Q .. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A .. Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q .. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A .. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q .. What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A .. Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q .. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A .. They don't know the route.

Q .. Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A .. So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q .. How does a blonde commit suicide?
A .. She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q .. How do you plant dope?
A .. Bury a blonde.

Q .. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A .. Wave to her.

Q .. How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A .. Shine a torch in her ears.

Q .. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A .. Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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