Stupid Blondes

1. How does a blonde kill a fish?
Drowns it

2. How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool

3. How does a blonde kill a bird?
Throws it off a cliff

4. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Tell her to go find a corner in a round room

5. How do you get rid of a blonde?
Tell her to go take a long walk on a short cliff

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