An Ode to Oral Sex

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run

Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar

And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat

Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough

Let's switch you say, before you gag
And whats your revenge, your on the rag.

Comment on this Joke


Sam Jackson - 2013-03-02

It's just jokes,but wow!

Bessie Walker - 2013-09-24

Penis breath, a lover's dreadIs what you get when you give headUnpleasant as it tends to beBe grateful that he doesn't peeIt's times like this, you wonder whyyou bothered reaching for his flyBut it's too late, can't be a teaseAccept the facts, get on your kneesYou know you've got a job to doSo open wide and shove it throughLick the tip then take it allDon't drag your teeth or he might bawlSlide up and down, use your tongueAnd feel the precum start to runJust, when you can't take anymoreYou hear your lover's mighty roarAnd when he hits that real high noteYou feel it oozing down your throatSalty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuffOkay, already that's enoughLet's switch you say, before you gagAnd whats your revenge, your on the rag.

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