Like a Bulldog

A man and his son were talking about sex.

The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"

The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

"Yeah" said the son.

"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!

Comment on this Joke

Danyelle Flowers - 2013-01-10

If u think about it with the right one this is so true lol

Michelle Moore - 2013-02-10

wicked .

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