Bumper Sticker Collection 2

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

If you are psychic - think HONK

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats

Keep honking, I'm reloading

Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in public schools

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Honk if anything falls off

I are proud to be a college student

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