Car Stickers

I may be a cold hearted and a unloving bitch, but I'm damn good at it

How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS

I'm not an alcholic
Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk

NO FAT CHICKS!

Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it!

Horn broke watch for finger

I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind.

Keep staring I might do a trick.

Chicks dig my ride.

I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time.

I didn't sell my soal to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal.

Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.

I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privlige.

I smile because I have no Idea whats going on.

Guys: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going

Comment on this Joke


Grace Olson - 2013-01-11

LOL SO FUNNY I LOVE THIS PLACE

Mike Pete - 2014-10-25

LOVE IT

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