It takes a bitch like me to love a bastard like him
If god wanted people to be queer he would have created adam and steve.
Your village called they said that they are missing an idot.
Ass, gas or grass no one rides for free
Safe Sex Sucks So Screw Someone Special
If you're gonna ride my ass, could you atleast pull my hair!?
Let go of my ears, I know what im doin!
Who Lit The Fuse On YOUR Tampon??
Maybe you could driver better if that phone was up your ass
All men are like dogs you must train them first or they will go into someone elses yard
I'm PMSing so get put of my way
If you can read this your a nosey little bitch
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