My Otha Ride is YO MOMMA!
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
A woman need a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
My son is inmate of the month!
I wish I was Barbie...That BITCH has everything!
It looks like you bought that car from Dollar General!
It's fun to cheat on a test but, not on people
Honk if you`ve never seen an uzi fired out the back of a car window.
No fat chicks...........I just got new tyres
P.E.T.A.- People. Eating Tasty Animals
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