An old farmer went out and bought a new pair of boots.
He got home and tried to get his old lady to notice them, but she didn't. So he went in the bedroom, took off all his clothes, and came out wearing only the new boots.
"Notice anything?", He said.
"All I can see is a limp dick". She replied.
"Yes, but look at what its pointing at, My new boots". He said.
"Huh" she replied, "Then you should have bought a new hat"!
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