Telling Time

One day a cowboy was traveling through the desert when he stumbled across an Indian buried in the sand from the neck down.

Confused, the cowboy asked, "What the hell are you doing?".

The Indian says," Telling time" Then suddenly his penis jumps out of the sand and the Indian says, "It's 12:00"

Amazed, the coyboy checks his pocket watch and conferms what the Indian said.

Later on, the cowboy stumbles upon another Indian in the sand, but this one was stroking his penis very rapidly. The cowboy looked down and said, "What the hell are you doing?"

The Indian looked up and shouted, "I'm winding my watch!".

by Jonathan Montgomery

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