A man comes home to his wife after golfing.

The wife asks, "Honey how come you never play with Bob anymore."

The man replies, " Would you want to play with a man who cheats all the time, who lost his ball then pulls one out of his pocket saying he found it, a man who really got a 7 but marks down a 5, a man who takes 3 foot gimme's."

The wife says, "No i wouldn't." The man says, "Neither would Bob."

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