Johnny Plays Truck Driver

One day little Johnny's neighbor was washing dishes and saw little Johnny out the window sitting on the steps.

She saw him eat a jelly bean, bite the cats tail and move down a step.

She continued to watch him and he did it again (eat a jelly bean, bite the cat's tail and move down a step).

When curiosity got the best of her, she went across the street and asked little Johnny what he was doing.

He said "I'm playing truck driver".

She asked him "Well Johnny what does that mean?"

He said "I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving on!"

Comment on this Joke

Ashley Cherny - 2013-01-10

Wow lmao

Bruh ReddValentine - 2013-01-17

lol lil jonny's my nigga

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