A Dirty Christmas Card

Moneys short
times are hard
heres a fucking chritstmas card

It was the night before christmas
and all through the house
everybody felt shitty
even the mouse

Moms at the whore house
dads smokin grass
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I went outside to see whats the matter

Out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew at that moment it must be Saint Nick

He came out the chiminey like a bat out of hell
I knew at that moment that fucker had fell

He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer

He went up the chiminy with just one fart
I knew right then he blew my fucking chiminy apart

He rode off out of sight saying fuck you all
and have a good night

Comment on this Joke


Nicholas Gruber - 2013-01-03

Here's one I made off of this one,Christmas cards are expensive, stamps go by to quick, here's a little something from your old pall Saint Nick.'twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, everyone was S

Joel Daugherty - 2013-08-13

Hilarious

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