Johny GoDeeper

Little Johny GoDeeper entered his 2nd grade glass room and was confronted with the hottest woman he had ever seen.

After the rest of the class came in, she introduced herself as Miss Lily, and she was going to be subsituting that day.

After school he stayed behind to talk to her.

"Miss Lily, will you take off you're clothes?" he asked

"No." she replied.

"If you don't I'll tell my sister, my sister will tell my brother, my brother will tell my mom, my mom will tell my dad and he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."

"Alright."

Miss Lily took off her clothes.

"Miss Lily, will you lay on the desk?" asked Johny.

"No."

"If you dont I'll tell my sister, she'll tell my brother, he'll tell my mom, she'll tell my dad, he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."

"Ok."

She layed on the desk.

"Miss Lily, can I have sex with you?" he asked.

"No."

"If you dont let me I'll tell my sister, she'll tell my brother, he'll tell my mom, she'll tell my dad, he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."

"Ok."

So Little Johny started to have sex with her. Then the principal walked in.

"JOHNY GODEEPER!!" he screamed.

Then his dad walked in.

"JOHNY GODEEPER!!" he yelled.

Then his mom walked in.

"Johny GoDeeper!!" she yelled.

Then his brother walked in.

"Johny GoDeeper, duuude!" he said amazed.

Then his sister walked in.

"Johny GoDepper." she said disgusted.

"I can't. I'm stuck." said Little Johny GoDeeper.

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