Santa and the Bedroom

Old Saint Nick, with his big red sack slid down the chimney - and there sat a curvy blonde, wearing a negligee.
"Santa," she breathed, "won't you stay a while?"
"Can't ," he replied, "I have too many presents to deliver. After all it is Christmas eve."
She slipped off the negligee, revealing a lacy bra & panties.
"Oh DO stay a while Santa," she purred.
"I really CAN'T" he replied."I have a whole load of presents for the children."
She slid sexily out of her bra & panties and lay on the bed.
"Please.... please stay," she said in a low husky voice.
"I'll HAVE to stay now," he replied. "I'll never get back up the chimney."

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