Funny Pick Up Lines

You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!

So ya wanta put your pickle in my juicy jar!!!

Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!

Lets play Pearl Harber, I lay down and you blow me to heaven

Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be.

What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

Lets play house, you be the screandoor and i'll bang you all night long.

Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine

You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer

Comment on this Joke

© 2012