Yo Mama's So Fat Jokes 9

Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.

Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!

Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs

Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!!

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!

Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her

Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.

Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.

Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.

Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater

Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.

Comment on this Joke

Kijah Symone - 2013-04-07

yo moma so fat when she sit on Walmart she lower the prices

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