Yo Mama's So Dumb

Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.

Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Comment on this Joke

Jesse Simmons - 2012-12-12


Tabby Rodriguez - 2013-01-11

your momma so fat she has to use a queen size bed for a tampon

Samuel Valdez Obey - 2013-01-15


Rod Skobrak - 2013-02-04

Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist and asked for a Bluetooth.

Kieran Carey - 2013-02-20

yo momma is so dumb she looked in the mirror and started crying

Phoenix Ayala - 2013-03-08

your mom is so ugly instead of getting hit with the ugly stick she got hit by the whole dam tree.

David Gutierrez - 2013-10-14

your mamma so dumb she saw a sign on the freeway that said Disneyland left so she went home

DeathSaver2 - 2013-11-29

yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Carter Heaton - 2014-01-19

Your mom is so small she did back flips under her bed

Carter Heaton - 2014-01-20

Yo mom's so small she did back flips under her bed

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