Yo Momma’s So Dumb

Yo Momma’s so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin’.

Yo Momma’s so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your Momma’s so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

Yo Momma’s so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

Yo Momma’s so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.

Your Momma’s so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.

Yo Momma’s so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma’s so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

Yo Momma’s so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Momma’s so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Momma’s so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

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