Yo Momma's So Greasy

Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

Your momma's so greasy the chip shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.

Your momma's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.

Your momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid.

Your momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off.

Your momma's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forhead.

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