Yo Momma's So Short

Yo mama so short she does pull-ups with a staple.

Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up.

Yo momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb

Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned

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Dallen Cameron - 2013-01-13

Yo momma so short she makes yoga look tall

Matthew Kime - 2013-10-13

Your momma is so short she cant even get high

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