Yo Momma's Like a ...?

Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.

Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.

Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!

Your momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works

Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow

Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!

Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!

Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!

Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.

Comment on this Joke


Nicholas Gruber - 2012-12-04

Love the website but don't know how to submit jokes I am known for them :) but anyways I hope someone reads this I commented on the Yo Momma So Ugly and Stupid, but here's another one... (I have a lot more so I'll try to find a way to submit them)...Yo Mamma is so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan

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