Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss
Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid
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