Sick Yo Mama Jokes

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!

Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

Comment on this Joke


Anthony Shane Andou - 2012-11-28

Yo mamas so fat it took nation wide 3 years to get on her side

Cody Allen - 2013-01-08

Yo mommas so old her breast milk is powdered

Kingston Mcmahon - 2013-02-02

yo mummas so fat that she went into space and zero gravity couldnt hold her

Brason Trussell - 2013-03-12

Yo mama is so big she uses I/35 as a slipin slide

Dalton Sweat - 2014-08-16

Your mama is like a. Chirstmas tree ever body get to hang there balls on it

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