Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs
Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Yo mamas so fat it took nation wide 3 years to get on her side
Yo mommas so old her breast milk is powdered
yo mummas so fat that she went into space and zero gravity couldnt hold her
Yo mama is so big she uses I/35 as a slipin slide
Your mama is like a. Chirstmas tree ever body get to hang there balls on it
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