Yo Mama's So Fat Jokes 3

Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves

Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number

Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors

Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.

Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil

Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl

Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction

Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs

Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs

Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions

Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner

Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her

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kuhater1 - 2013-06-13

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