Your Momma Jokes 4

Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!

Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away!

Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama's so ugly that yo daddy first met her at the pound!

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes!

Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!

Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

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Christopher Clark - 2013-01-24

yo mama so hairy shes a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars

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